A stand up comedian living and working in London Alistair has been performing for just over a year and is actually writing this right now despite the fact he's referring to himself in the third person. Why's he doing that? That sounds douchey. Well it is, but he checked several other websites of comedians and they fucking started it.
A kind, devoted husband and father are all things that would never be said about him because he's unmarried without kids and a total dick.
WINNER - Piccadilly New Comedian of the Year 2014
Comedy Store King Gong - Winner September 2013
Laughing horse New Act of the Year 2013 - Finalist
Amused Moose Laugh off 2013 - Finalist
Leicester Square Theater New Act Competition 2013 - Finalist
"Rough Diamond Charm " - Chortle
"Funniest man in the Weatherspoons" - Chortle
"Stop calling us please" The Independent
On twitter at @laughatal